That old guy is already cool enough.

I use my "captain's voice" when making p.a. s. I think it is about an octave lower.

Hey, Just have to say that we caught "The Controverse" today, and it was awesome...funny, outragous and even, at times, moving. Super. I can really see this going somewhere.

opening s gooood amanda

I just want to say that I love the opening! It think its innovation and cool. As for a cool voice. Nah, because I have all sorts of voices.

I speak in that annoying Seinfeld/Numan voice. No one gets it, so I laugh with myself.

There is no one on the planet that thinks Amanda is more attractive than I do but the cheesy opening toaster effect with her walking across the screen has got to go! It looks like she has a massive tumor growing out of the back of her neck. It reminds me of the bad videos I made in AV class back in the 90s!! PLEASE! I'll make a new opening for you if I have to.

you *so* know how to bring out the dork in people.
love that about you, a.

I try and sound really calm and intellegent, and smile knowingly, making eye contact. Actually works pretty well. Kinda like tap-dancing. It's all schtick, but what ain't??!

I either try to sound like the swinging Czechoslovakian brothers, or Father Guido Sarducci. This may explain why I didn't get married til I was 36. ;-)