I wish we have a national ding-a-ling day or maybe even week where I'm from. And yeah, the taser stunt had to be #1. Have a nice day!

You guys are funny.

I think a few entire (but brief) phases of my life could be considered ding-a-ling moments. But I usually put a lot of thought into it and it seemed like a reasonable enough thing to do at the time…not always…but, 'teachable moments' happen ya know?

But also some things weren't my fault – like the cat ruining your shot but it getting counted in your top 5 ding-a-ling moments anyway…. See More

Does this half-baked essay count as one yet?

As a child I taught my brother how to make a flamethrower out of one of those ping-pong ball trumpet-shaped pop-up/catching things and gasoline. Next thing you know I'm getting yanked out of the little league game by a not-exactly-unpissed off father because apparently had taken the invention I showed him and used it to accidentally the garage on fire. No worries though. It wasn't that bad and didn't burn anything down. lol

The funniest part is how the story unfolded. My dad was retired at that age and just sitting at home watching TV. My brother comes in from the garage and gets a glass of water. Goes back outside. Brother comes back in and gets another glass of water. Goes back outside. Brother comes back in – and by this time dad's getting suspicious.

He asks my brother “What are you doing?”

My brother replies “Getting a glass of water.”

And walks back into the garage – but this time my dad follows him out to see what's going on…

And the garage is on fire.

I should probably write all these down and I might have a stand-up comedy routine in that alone.

My best Ding a ling moment…..While in college I was in the dorms with a friend. Her “hall-mate” had just baked some cookies and they well so good I slumped to the floor. After much profuse compliments i was dragged off by my friend who promptly told me to “stop flirting with my friends.” I wasn't flirting, they were just that good!

So Cool, I danced with my dog today and he loved it. 1971 also the year of my birth… and the day of the Virgin of Guadalupe in Mexico (not devoted or religious just FYI).

MY last D-a-L moment was last night in the gym..i slept while i was being under the hands of the massage expert after exercising suddenly because i was so tired and i didn't feel myself till the mid-night when the guards of the gym woke up me to close the gym , it's sooo funny…:)

I have D-a_L moment almost daily (and now consider myself in good company) I thought “Where in the world is Amanda” on RB was one of your finest works of silly (sOO fun!).